Scared the crap out of me.

[Latimeria]

The other day, I was cleaning up some old oil jugs to bring them down to recycling when I felt something run up my leg and into my shorts.

Long story short, I FREAKED and protected the jewels just in case!  When I tried to get out whatever ran up, it turned out to be an alligator lizard.

Damn thing was lucky I didn't squash him, but got to go back and tell his horror story to the rest of his lizard pals.

[BenCantrell]

Herping in your pants, that's pro level right there.  Hope none of your crap got on him.

[xjchad]

Haha! I've had lizard run up my legs and back, but always on the outside of my clothes.  I would have freaked too LOL.
In my experience, Alligator lizards don't like to let go once they bite either. 

[Pinoyfisher]

  So many replies can be made to this post!!! Gators are cool!

[sasquatch]

Don't worry, lizards don't eat nuts. Squirrels up your pant leg is a whole other deal.

[skrilla]

Not big enough for a belt but maybe just enough for a watch strap.

[vdisney]

Holy sh!t, scared the crap out me just reading about it   

[Dark_Knight_9C1]

Guy at work had a mouse do the same thing. It wasn't so lucky. 

[mdcesq]

Little guy is lucky to be alive.