This is my life currently

[xjchad]

Seriously, I had a lot of Legos when I was a kid (still have them) and I don't remember leaving them all over the house for my parents to step on! 

[Latimeria]

You have a lot of kids also if I remember correctly, so that's a lot of land mines throughout the house!  lol

[Eric H]

Maybe play dough would be a better option 

[Pinoyfisher]

Maybe play dough would be a better option 

Nah, that effs up the carpeting. I hate play dough and Legos!!

[xjchad]

Yep, getting play dough out of carpet is a nightmare. With 4 of the 5 kids interested in legos right now, they're all over the place.
At least is keeps them off the TV.  Although my oldest son is hooked on Chasing Monsters right now 

[sasquatch]

When I was a kid the real danger was straight pins from my mom's sewing. Those really suck to step on.

[skrilla]

10 dollar house shoes from the swap meet solved that problem. Headphones for noise making toys. And a personal arsenal of Nerf guns for when foam projectiles fly my way. This year the kids are just about the right age for Red Ryder BB guns...   

[WheresMyBeer]

I've probably looked at this 10 or 15 times. It cracks me up. G'damn so true. And I make that face.

My kids are now well beyond lego years, but the image and caption brought back the fantom pain center heel.    The really deep tissue type.

[xjchad]

Center heal is the worst!  End up limping around work all day from a dang lego.  The corners are so sharp!