Farts

[KogaHead]

Just cut one that smelt so bad my eyes watered.

Had to leave the house.

I have to change my diet.

[Latimeria]

I'll be working on your next Photoshop tonight.... 

[jrodda]

In the 8th grade my pal and I got into the habit of recording audio of our farts to show each other later. I occasionally rediscover my Motorola Razor flip phone from 2008 and go straight to my files and find an 8 second recording that feels like it lasts a day. I smile and look off out the window for a moment, and I put the phone back in a safe place for a rainy day.

[Tim524]

Keep rolling the dice, eventually Snake Eyes show up

[KogaHead]

This morning I farted part of a song, it was great!!!

Mary had a little Lamb.

[KogaHead]

I started taking a probiotic everyday.

It just increased the nastiness of the smell.

But I have a smooth crap every morning.

[Pinoyfisher]

Y'all need to go fishing!

[jrodda]

I just started drinking near-beer and had some farts that were....almost sweet smelling? That golden wheat flavor really popped!

[Latimeria]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4g7XAOyhbFU