Another Operation

[KogaHead]

Had another kidney stone operation yesterday.

This time they put a tube with a camera and laser up my "one eyed custard chucker" to blast the stones.

They nailed them and hopefully no more problems.

However, everytime time a take a leak it is like pissing flames.

I am supposed to drink lots of water and pee to clean the blood out of the kidneys from the laser blasts knowing it will cause screaming pain.

Get old sucks!

[Latimeria]

You old bastard. It's like shooting kidney stones in a barrel. 

[sasquatch]

That doesn't sound fun.

[Latimeria]

With that said, I'm scared if I get them. I know too many friends who got them and it sounds terrible.

[Tim524]

 I just went to Urgent Care yesterday 3 small stones and the pain was bad  I puked a couple times and now I am waiting to pass them  Pissing flames does not sound like a good time 

[KogaHead]

I just went to Urgent Care yesterday 3 small stones and the pain was bad  I puked a couple times and now I am waiting to pass them  Pissing flames does not sound like a good time 

Wait till you piss after you pass them.

Better bite down hard on something.

I would only wish them on my absolute worst enemies.

[Pinoyfisher]

I've passed 2 stones already. Once while I was smack dab in the middle of either the worst flu I've ever had or the Delta variant of COVID. The 2nd time started at work and I just sucked it up for 3hrs fully gowned in a cleanroom performing cell culture. I eventually tapped out and went to urgent care to find out what was wrong.
My mother-in-law said passing a stone is the equivalent to child birth. It absolutely sucks a$$!!!

[jrodda]

Gonna start watering down my energy drinks....

[vdisney]

Damn guys, pissing flames and having Covid.  Makes my minor 70+ year old aches seem trivial   

[Tim524]

 I am hoping to piss a few sparks and leave the flames to you guys

[Latimeria]

I hope you're doing/feeling better boss. Maybe they'll come out looking like diamonds to add a little sparkle to your bass lures. 

Just trying to make you smile. Stay away from Gatorade ya old bastage!

[KogaHead]

FMH, they leave a stint inside for week after the procedure, why BTFOOM.

Had it removed last week, feeling better, body was rejecting it.

Could not eat, lost 20 pounds in 12 days.

I am going to shoot that a$$hole doctor, will need a place to lay low for while.

[Latimeria]

I could stand to lose 20 pounds, but not in that way!

How are you feeling now?  Better I hope, especially since the California air will cure you of all your Zonie ailments when you come out.   

[KogaHead]

Best day ever today.

Slow recovery process.

Passing a stone and it is stuck halfway down my "carrot."

Only 6 more inches to go.