I Almost Saw A Grown Man Faint

[Latimeria]

I was walking into work this morning and saw a tarantula cruising around.  I went inside to grab a cup to put him in and as I was walking out, a security guard jumped in front of me and said "Don't go out there, there's a deadly......  {as I bent down and picked up the tarantula... his voice switched to a loud yell}  Awwww Hell No!!!  You didn't  just pick up that big ass spider!"  As I showed him it, I saw his knees buckle and he literally ran in the opposite direction.  Not much of a security guard if you ask me....

[sasquatch]

Did he look like me?

Just askin.

No reason.

[jrodda]

Not gonna run but ain't picking it up either...super cool find though.

[vdisney]

Did he look like me?

Just askin.

No reason.

Asking for a friend?   

[Pinoyfisher]

bait

[Fish Jerk]

Snack